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Getting a Roommate

Dual said:
i have a feeling shit's about to turn into a bad sitcom
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Full of Fur House?
Dual In Charge(But Not Really)?
Happy Hummus Days
2 Geeks, No Girls, and Pot All Over the Place?
Small Wonder(Westin hasn't killed me yet)?
 
Dual said:
i have a feeling shit's about to turn into a bad sitcom
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I think if you get this Moroccan chick, you should not allow Westin to move in. It won't be good at all. He will probably the relationship to end. Sure the extra money would be nice, but I bet she would like to be comfortable in your place rather than have Westin there. Imagine having sex with Westin in the other room? What if he's jacking off outside your bedroom when you are having sex. Awkward much?
 
Well, he thinks he's an animal, so I'll treat him like one. I'm the fucking alpha male, maybe I'll lock him in his room 23 hours a day.
 
Dual said:
Well, he thinks he's an animal, so I'll treat him like one. I'm the fucking alpha male, maybe I'll lock him in his room 23 hours a day.
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Well that sounds like a good fantasy. I'd be surprised if it became a reality.

Sorry, I have a hard time picturing you as an alpha male.
 
Loktar said:
Well that sounds like a good fantasy. I'd be surprised if it became a reality.

Sorry, I have a hard time picturing you as an alpha male.
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Alpha maleness is entirely relative. I may be omega with most other men, but next to freaks like Westin, I look damned puissant. Put me in a group of pariahs and I will become their king, Innercept's a great example. :D
 
Hilarious and true as that may be, and even if he doesn't end up exploding in some way or another, creeps tend to take over the whole atmosphere of a place, especially if it's just going to be the two of you most of the time.

Basically, like, you're going to have to either introduce him to everyone you bring home or you're going to have to keep on making excuses/explaining why you can't.
 
Ok, how does this sound? Next time I talk to Westin, I'll make up some bullshit about my land lady not letting me have a roommate again after all the shit Adam pulled, and I'll offer to help him find his own place with the considerable rent he's going to be able to pay, instead. I don't have to live with him, but I'd be letting him down soft and being nice to him, anyway.
 
And it's done, I've disposed of Westin. "This really sucks, I dunno how I'm gonna entertain myself at another place."
 
I don't envy you. I've had my share of wacky roommates. One even started dating a homeless guy named Nathan, who lived at the 42nd Street Homeless Shelter. Now, being homeless doesn't automatically mean you are a shady character. But he was. He stole from her, then never came back. Thank God.

So, yeah, you did the right thing. No amount of money is worth peace of mind in your own home.
 
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