Getting this evening's contractually obliged spam thread out of the way

[CaptainWacky]

DONE

 

[Loktar]

Hooray!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOW FOR A SMOKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

SMOKE AND A PANCAKE?

 

[Mentalist]

JOGGY BATS

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

OMG CHER HAS PICTURES OF CHILDREN AND SHE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A DISABLED CHILD DO SOMETHING!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHER IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR AMERICAN FREEDOM BY BEING OLD

 

[Fuddlemiff]

POT AS MANY BALLS AS YOU CAN

 

[headvoid]

Cher looks like my dead granny dressed up to go an Abba tribute concert

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did she do that often following her death?

 

[headvoid]

She was Bjorn Again you see.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AFtr.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd arrange for a resurrection myself, if I had a little money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worked for Jesus.

 

[headvoid]

Jesus paid to have the stone rolled away by mott the hoople

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If only they were still young dudes, they could all help resurrect me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did Jesus just go up toe Heaven when he was resurrected? Why not hang around and KICK SOME ROMAN ASS?

 

[headvoid]

Or shag around a bit?

 

[FBI parte due]

DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?