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getting to know your inner monkey

Despite the BS, if there is a message you want posted in the Vigil thread I will be happy to post it and attribute it to you since it is unlikely you'll be able to do it personally.

You can PM me here with it or post it here if you wish.
 
Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.
 
Tamar_Garish said:
GoldenEye doesn't have to live down the fact Storm's joke about him being a cuckold is cold, hard reality.

And what about the cold hard reality that you could drop dead any second? still see you got all teary when Tex ripped into you.
 
Monkey kabobs

Cut up monkey meat into bite size pieces.

Mix the teriyaki, broth, garlic, ginger and pepper together. Place the meat in a container and pour the marinade over it.

Place an air tight lid on the container and
marinade over night.

Place on presoaked bamboo skewers and grill on a foil covered grill that has been sprayed with cooking spray. Grill until dark brown. 20 minutes is a guess, it really depends on the cut of the meat and the temp of your grill.

Great served with rice.
 
sarek said:
Monkey kabobs

Cut up monkey meat into bite size pieces.

Mix the teriyaki, broth, garlic, ginger and pepper together. Place the meat in a container and pour the marinade over it.

Place an air tight lid on the container and
marinade over night.

Place on presoaked bamboo skewers and grill on a foil covered grill that has been sprayed with cooking spray. Grill until dark brown. 20 minutes is a guess, it really depends on the cut of the meat and the temp of your grill.

Great served with rice.

I've been told by old military salts (such as yourself) that you haven't been to the philippines until you've walked down the main drag drunk, with fried monkey on a stick and belut (sp?) kabobs.

Is that true, sarek?
 
Ravage said:
So me asking Elwood politely if 1 could make 1 post in Techman's memorial thread is harrassing him??

After you'd been told twice that it wasn't the time to talk to him? There's a lot of people who would say yes, that's hassling him.
 
Ravage said:
And what about the cold hard reality that you could drop dead any second? still see you got all teary when Tex ripped into you.

Yes, I am just a sobbing mess and can barely function. :cry:

But at least my lover is with me and not cybering half the known world, sending naked pictures to any man, woman or child who's interested and then laughing at the British idiot who takes it up the ass with all my real life buddies who find him so pathetic they still snicker about it on MySpace.

At least she has the handy excuse it's her British nutty professor ex. So easy to get you to believe that along with any doctored log she shoves under your nose.
 
Ravage said:
Yet you posted your tits to the entire board which is worse??

So did she along with her ass.

At least I wasn't simpering "You're the only one, I promise" to a bunch of poor fools.
 
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Tamar_Garish said:
So did she along with her ass.

At least I wasn't simpering "You're the only one, I promise" to a bunch of poor fools.

God bless america. Land of the trashy and free.

And lets not forget the monkeys. Fried or otherwise. :robl:
 
I know exactly who saw her pictures,both of them, and I have seen her logs, not doctored, the online version you cannot adjust. And I straightened out the myspace misunderstanding by asking her.

And we have been nothing but honest with each other. I know exactly where she is, right beside me.

And seeing how your only source of information about this whole affair was me, then I fail to see how you have so much insight, you were only told my fears, in confidence, which you went straight to Elwood with....... you did not know what actually happened. And with the way you are acting now, I would say it is more you who is the lapdog. And the puppet for the small little fool who hides behind you.
 
Remember though. Failure to take proper precautions before eating monkey can lead to you getting nasty diseases, like Ebola.
 
Tamar_Garish said:
So did she along with her ass.

At least I wasn't simpering "You're the only one, I promise" to a bunch of poor fools.

Of course you didn't..... you wouldn't be able to get the full sentence out without grabbing your oxygen....Plus, nobody CARES who else sees you naked, you ugly ginger cow.

At the time, Elwood WAS the only one who received the two pictures of me without clothes. I never claimed to GE that he was the only one. And when he asked me, I told him the truth.

So there you go, Tamar. I showed two guys pictures of my tits. You showed a whole BBS pictures of yours...... and anyone with google....... and even made a special little shrine for yourself that you called the "Champagne Room"

So try not to break your arm, patting yourself on the back for your modesty. With one broken arm, you'll only continue to go 'round in circles on that sexy wheelchair.
 
See, I love you, Tamar. And the fact that you told me the "truth" almost swayed me that Goldeneye had caused shenanigans really had me swayed. But now it turns out that you didn't actually have the true story of what really happened.

The problem seems to be that your online friends take advantage of you and manipulate you into doing their dirty-work. Eccentric tells you what a cruel, cruel person Meka is, to get you to start a thread and try and turn the board against Meka. Then that turns out to be so much bullshit. Neroon (or whoever) tells you about what a troublemaker Goldeneye was being, so you pass it on as fact. Then it turns out that's complete bullshit too. At this point the credibility of the WF staff is pretty much shot in my book.

I still think CheekyMonkey's initial post was petty and vindictive, and probably banworthy, but you know what? It isn't nearly as seedy as the way the staff handled things. And the fact that the staff has actual power and responsibility makes it that much worse. People that have the capability to control things are swearing up and down things that, with a little cross-examination fall completely apart. That's bullshit.

When I realized TBBS was bullshit I left. I lurked there for a bit after coming to WF but over time my posting stopped and my visits became less and less frequent. Eventually it caused my physical pain when I'd accidentally click the bookmark that took me to "Big Blue." I'm in the same boat right now. As much as I like the people at WF, and as many things as get done right there, I really, really have reservations about the management right now. And TK isn't nearly as nice a fit for me as WF was, coming from TBBS, so I'll likely stick around WF longer than I was at TBBS. But it's looking more and more like I'm going to move here now. :(
 
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