getting to know your inner monkey

[missmanners]

Point of order. At least one person talked behind her back to me about her. I'd tell you more, but I can't violate the sanctity of the PM.

Oh but I can dear... Just slip me your password and we'll pretend I hacked your account.


mm

 

[jack]

Who's the pivot man in this turdforge circle jerk anyway?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Mrs. Manners, can we move this thread to GFHH so our guests can find it easier. Most of them only read GFHH when they visit with us. We wouldn't want them to miss this thread. Now, would we?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Will one of you nice people tell me if I've missed out on something I need to concern myself with?

Thank you and have a nice day.


mm

CheekyMonkey is hot!!

 

[T-Rex]

Well she never came on to me.

Maybe because the line was too long?

At any rate, Volpone's right - this does have more than a whiff of Meka/Eccy to it. But I gotta say - so what if Elwood wasn't a cop? If the reason given is why he wasn't one, I can certainly understand it - one of the reasons (besides health) that I'm not in that business still is because the money is pathetic. People have to make a living - I'm making five times what I'd make as a deputy back where I used to live.

Eh...I guess what I'm trying to say is, true or not, it's not that big a deal either way, not to me. :shrug:

As for two-timing monkeys - well, that's part of the internet dating game. That sort of thing is always the joker in the deck, the double zero on the roulette table. Caveat emptor. :shrug:

 

[CheekyMonkey]

yes, yes....i'm a crazy cyberwhore because i flirted openly with several different people. i was open and honest about that fact, and i can't help that some of the flirt-ees were so blind.

the fact is, i had ended things with guy #1 before i started up with guy #2. guy #1 couldn't let go. the other guys (and girls) were just more harmless flirting. no sugar-coated lies and half-truths, there. sorry to disappoint.

if sending a few PMs back and forth and spreading rep (or karma) comments around qualifies me as a dirty cyberslut, then so be it. i embrace it.

somebody needs to be the bad guy here, so i guess it's me.

i'm a bad monkey. if a sad, insecure little man can't deal with it then he should move on. because i am not the girl for him.

 

[Gagh]

HOW

 

[Gagh]

ARE

 

[Gagh]

YOU?

 

[Gagh]

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[CheekyMonkey]

i'm great!

 

[CheekyMonkey]

no. really.

i. am. great.

remember that, motherfuckers!!!!!

 

[Gagh]

Jillian will be overjoyed to find out she's no longer the premier psycho bitch.

I am afraid that is an impossibility.

 

[Tyrant]

FYI

Spoiler

Too long... didn't read.

 

[Gagh]

no. really.

i. am. great.

remember that, motherfuckers!!!!!

PLEASE PROVIDE REASONS IN A NUMBERED LIST.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

PLEASE PROVIDE REASONS IN A NUMBERED LIST.

per your request.....

the top 5 reasons i am great:

1. jesus loves me. and not just the white jesus. the black jesus, too.
2. my volume knob goes to 11
3. my shit don't stink. in fact, it smells like roses and fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
4. i invented positron emission tomography
5. your mom told me so. yeah. that's right. i fucked your mom. (we met at wordforge)

 

[Gagh]

1. jesus loves me. and not just the white jesus. the black jesus, too.

You missed out Hispanic Jesus & Parsee Jesus, to name but a few. Overruled.

2. my volume knob goes to 11

You failed to specify whether this knob has been inside you. WFers appear to be alluding to the fact that you are something of a snake nest, so a little clarity would have helped. Overruled.

3. my shit don't stink. in fact, it smells like roses and fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies

Ah, but this batch of fresh-baked choc-chip cookies used shit as the dough, ergo your shit, in fact, smells like shit. Overruled.

4. i invented positron emission tomography

You left out Dickography (which you should be well versed in) and Harryography. Appalling manners. Besides, everyone has invented that at least twice in their lives (even Jim Gamma). Overruled.

5. your mom told me so. yeah. that's right. i fucked your mom. (we met at wordforge)

Quite impossible. Impertinence is not amusing, and mother references are so Comicon. Overruled.


That puts you on a -5 rating of Greatness. This means you will have to serve the rest of your life living with starguard. Drop him a PM. He's GREAT.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[jack]

Your honor, I humbly request that you whack her pee pee.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

So. Anyone want a drink? I'd say it's about that time.

*takes a pull off a bottle of Jack and passes it on.*