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but does he like, like your bust or like, like like your breasticles? there’s a large diff!
thiz totally remindsssss me of donald trump’s latest antics.

OMG, ~_senor_senior_~, you look soooooooooooo cute in that purple polo shirt1 If I were a cuz I would totally intercourse you up
 
OMG wwwwas that liek English? Or was that, liuke…totally like…thoroughly…like, um…like _pig latin_ or something OMG?
 
Ugh, I would have spewn the toast I ate for breakfast if I hadn’t already… damn you amino acids!
 
i can’t believe some retard keyed my ferrari! you know how many cents that’s gonna cost mi to fix??!
 
pwnz0rd, need to upgrade my velocitator, willing to pay $30

LAWL I bet your paddleboat is 2g over standard wait.
 
MIY GENTLEMAN FRIEND BE SUCH AN APPRENTICE WHEN IT COMES TO DRIVING A STICK…BUTT SHE’S A _MAVEN_ AT JERKING OFF THIS PORK SWORD!
 
Thinkin bout gettin tha word “KFC” tatted on mai shit…maybe my bunghole this time, what you niggas thank o tyhat?

SORRY BAOUT THAT LAST POST. MY PET BETTA FISH WALKED ACROSS THGE KEYBOARD.
 
YTOU TRAI TO STEP TO ME? YOU MUST BE FUCKIN’ SPAZMODIC, HOMESLICE. CUZ I’M WUN UNBALANCED-STLYE MOTHERFUCKER. FUK YOU UP, HOMEDAWG. ALL UNBALANCED-SYTLE.
 
Yo, I ran low on Happidex so I had to cut it with mary jane…now my urethras are tingling all over. It’s fellatio-performing awesome!
 
That’s what he saidddddd…to yyyyyyouuuuuuuuuu…dutinnnnnnnnng sex…last night…ffffffffuck!
 
All’s I’m saying is, Cthulhu-worshippers should become Christians, because then htey’d be perfected shamans. And then we wouldn’t ahev to have burninate them all! Unless, of course, they were curry-munchers.
 
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People like you make my pet catfish’s life pure blues.
 
GUYS, I JUS CREATED AN NEW FONT BASED ONNA MY DEFECATION PATTERNS FROM LAST NIGHT’S LITHUANIAN DINNAR…I CALL IT, “CLARENDON CONDENSED BROWN.”
 
Okay, some gamer in Saudi Arabia told mee he’d sell me a “Healing Cup o’ Leeching” fo $70. Should I tells him “masturbate”?
 
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