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GIANT SPIDER

Canadian Who's Who (loon whistles, music plays...): The Arctic Spider likes to nest in human ears and lay its eggs while you sleep....
 
Do you hear them hatch?
 
And they poo in there. What did you think ear wax was?

I don't find any spiders scary, but I don't like having them around. Same goes for any insects. They're not welcome in MY room.
 
Moths freak me out
 
I am not scared of spiders when they're in their own house.
 
What if they plan to poo in your ear?
 
I'm still curious as to what traumatic sock thing happened to Lil' Cassie...
 
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT OK?
 
LEAVE HER BE!


p.s. I am an expert at safely removing bats from homes. They live up in my attic (and eat a gazzillion pounds of mosquitos each night SO Welcome Batty!) and I've wakened to two in the house in the past four weeks...
 
ppss:
while it is true cats are big they are teh cuteness and Im prejudiced in cats' favour and racist against spiders.
THERE I SAID IT
 
I'm not scared of rats either.
 
Rats are nothing!
 
Why do people fear clowns so much?
 
They are evil!

Ronald McDonald is a prime example. I was in a McDonalds the other day, and they had one of those pictures they put on the windows up, where you can from the inside see the back of the image, and man looking at Ronald McDonald was just creepy.
 
DON'T EAT THAT STUFF DR. DAVE!!
 
I LIKE MCDONALDS!!!!!!

I WILL EAT THEIR FOOD!

BUT I WONT TRUST THEIR CLOWN!
 
what?
 
you heard me!
 
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