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Girl Crush Over

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
I saw her kick her dog
that shit is fucked up
you don't kick a dog
 
Just like that huh?

She never stood a chance... neither will the next one...
 
Heh
well, I mean I still crush on her
She has a boyfriend (As of last weekend!)
 
Crush her boyfriend and ruin her life.
 
Or at least steal her dog. Dog kickers don't deserve to own a dog.
 
Really. Rescue the pochie.
 
Well
I may just take her position.
That would be something now wouldn't it.
 
Don't forget to throw her down a flight of stairs. I don't mean push her, I mean pick her bodily up off the floor and launch her. WWE style. Garnish with a metal folding chair, to taste.
 
With a parting kick
 
I'm starting to think I should kick all of you in the head for kicking a crush worthy woman.
 
Crush worthy woman?

If this woman is willing to physically abuse a dog, she'll likely physically abuse a human. Especially one who has a crush on her.
 
Then let me be the first to donate my body to the crush worthy lady... for her to abuse at her own pace..
 
Its your funeral, bro.

"I tried to warn him" is what I'll tell the cops.
 
Loktar said:
Kick her tits off!
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This explains all the random loose tits I've been seeing in places. Just rollin' down the street like tumbleweeds. Firm, bouncy tumbleweeds.
 
Flawzz said:
I dun told ma mother I'd be in the papers one day
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Yeah but it should be for something cool like drugs, armed robbery, murder, sex crime, stampeding cattle through the Vatican (credit to Blazing Saddles).
 
Well it is a sex crime. The dog abuser crush milf is going to sexually abuse my willing carcass.
 
Its not a sex crime if its consensual for both parties.

Its going to be the most nasty, filthy sex in the history of the universe but not a sex crime. I mean sure once the sex tape is out there, all the hottest celebrity ladies will retire from sex and become nuns but that still ain't a sex crime.
 
Considering that Chase Masterson is well past her expiration date -- and therefore turning her away from making a sex tape is no substantial loss at this point -- I must agree with m' colleague.
 
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