Girlfriend is NOT pregnant.

[Mentalist]

Had a bit of a scare there recently. But all is well. Also, she's gone to Athens for a week so I can sit around and play Oblivion, Medieval: Total War and Pro Evo 2008 without being made to feel guilty at my disinterest in doing anything that requires leaving my house if it doesn't involve getting sloshed at the bar. Good times.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yay?

 

[The Tomtrek]

CONGRATS ON NOT HAVING A FOETUS.

 

[headvoid]

You have sex?

 

[Mentalist]

I give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it.

 

[The Tomtrek]

No wonder your carpet cleaning bill is so high.

 

[Mentalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTm7Z_6Dcs

 

[Cassie]

Girlfriends are dangerous that way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mine isn't either.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Athens eh? Is that how they are sayin it these days?

 

[CaptainWacky]

^ARE YOU PREGNANT?

 

[I Love Cunt]

^ Do you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

 

[Cassie]

I DO!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Athens.. good, you definitely can't get her preggers in the next few days. Probably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Congratulations on dodging a bullet...at a shotgun wedding.

 

[Dershocka]

I got one in every state. 2 in most of the southern ones.

I'm building an army. An illegitimate army.

I'M LIKE A COLD BABY! WHO'S NEXT TO CATCH IT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Impregnating them is fine (they deserve it for having ovaries) just don't give them AIDS.

 

[Henoch]

Girlfriend is NOT pregnant.

OMG, u like pounded her pussy with your huge cock & shot a load inside of her!??

Intense shit dude!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This wouldn't happen if he pounded man pussy, would it Henoch? Why doesn't the Ment go bent?

 

[Henoch]

^^^i'm assumin' cause he's straight??

lol