'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
If he's worth his weight he does. All smart men know women lie. In fact we expect it. Relish it.
I sure hope my wife never stops lying to me. There's nothing so fetching as a woman's lies. De licious.
Unless she's unattractive. Then it's hideous and we want to kill her.
Sir Sacrifyx
Sacrifyx Aloysius Bastard I
An honest woman will destroy a relationship in the blink of an eye.
"I just heard you fart."
"You look like you put on a few pounds."
"A beard? Really?"
"If 5 minutes is as long as you can go, why bother?"
"My ex's penis was much larger than yours. In every direction."
It's things like this that I've never heard come out of my woman's mouth. We're going strong, 5 years long. I'd like to keep it that way. I know I have shortcomings (but not in the penis area), as long as I don't have someone else throwing them in my face, I couldn't be happier.
"I just heard you fart."
"You look like you put on a few pounds."
"A beard? Really?"
"If 5 minutes is as long as you can go, why bother?"
"My ex's penis was much larger than yours. In every direction."
It's things like this that I've never heard come out of my woman's mouth. We're going strong, 5 years long. I'd like to keep it that way. I know I have shortcomings (but not in the penis area), as long as I don't have someone else throwing them in my face, I couldn't be happier.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Lying?! So, that's where I went wrong!