GLASSES

[The Tomtrek]

THUMBNAILS, EGGS. THUMMMBBNAAAIIIIILLLSSSS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But we have the image autoshrinker PLUS CASSIE HAS DSL NOW!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I turned off image autoshrinker because I don't like 'The Man' telling me what to do.

 

[eloisel]

I like getting out of my nice air-conditioned car into a hot Texas summer day and the lenses of my glasses steaming up.

 

[Cassie]

I like looking for my glasses and finding them on top of my head!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like wiggling my toes in blueberry compote and finding a titmouse in my ear.

 

[curiousa2z]

^SEE?!! GLASSES LEAD TO SEXY TALK!

 

[curiousa2z]

 

[Dr Dave]

I hate all those images.

HATE THEM LIKE SNAKES!!!!

 

[Loktar]

I hate all those images.

HATE THEM LIKE SNAKES!!!!

GLASSIST!

 

[Dr Dave]

NO!

 

[Loktar]

FINE!

ANTI-GLASSITE THEN!

 

[Dr Dave]

I like glasses just fine.

 

[Loktar]

Crushed into a "fine" powder,eh?

 

[Dr Dave]

It's hipsters I don't like.

Those were hipsters.

 

[Loktar]

Ah.

 

[Dr Dave]

GET SOME NORMAL SIZED GLASSES YOU DAMNED HIPSTERS!