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God Damn Bitch!

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
So here I am walking down the street, when I see this Fine ass babe. I say to her.

"Hey, You sure looking good today"


Bitch tells me


"I know I look nice,.. too bad I can't say the same for you"

then gonna smack her lips and went swirling off with her nose in the air. :evil:




Fucking sleeze....Same shit happened to me about this same time last year too. :mad:
 
Should have just laughed and then said "but seriously, how much do you charge?"
 
She probably would have said something smart-ass like:

More than you can afford:... or some shit like that!

I should have punched her in the crotch :mad:
 
To which you reply "Funny, you look like a cheap whore to me"
 
One of the things I find as an artist is when I see a beautiful person I react as an artist: so I see the beautiful eyes or face or whatever it is and respond the same way I would to a beautiful flower or sculpture, etc.
But sometimes you have to be careful that the living person doesn't misconstrue your reaction as a come-on. So I can rarely express anything like what I'm thinking to a male I don't know (-because I can think something beautiful without lusting after it - does that make sense?) but I am a little freer about saying things to women. Unless I know for sure the guy's gay!
As a matter of fact, yesterday I saw an old babe who must have been a knock out in her day and she was wearing a gorgeous lemon yellow Chinese silk jacket that made her look fabulous - and I told her so.
It prolly made her day - but she made MY day by making the effort to be proud of herself still after all these years.

But Starguard if that woman took you the wrong way, don't tke it personally.
We women get defensive sometimes cos there ARE so many creeps coming on.
She was still rude though. That wasn't necessary. You didnt leer at her, did you?
 
That's a very thoughtful reply for a story Starguard most likely just made up.
 
well it's the Victoria Day long weekend so I had some time.
 
IT'S GOOD ADVICE AND I MAY WELL USE IT.
 
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