God damn my asshole won't stop itching...

[johnford]

god damn it loktar what the hell did u give me?

 

[Loktar]

god damn it loktar what the hell did u give me?

A gerbil.

 

[Dershocka]

With AIDS?

 

[Loktar]

With AIDS?

with flesh eating bacteria.

 

[Mirah]

Thread is Full Of Win!

 

[johnford]

and maggots & pinworms.

 

[Dark Pickle]

1. Wipe more often (and more thoroughly).

2. Scratch it (but not in public).

3. Use sandpaper as toliet paper.

 

[Kitty]

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

 

[johnford]

I was thinking more down the line of selling my rectum to science....seems a better use of my rectum's time.

 

[Loktar]

I was thinking more down the line of selling my rectum to science....seems a better use of my rectum's time.

This just in: JOHNFORD'S RECTUM CURES CANCER! Oh wait correction: Johnford's rectum causes cancer.

 

[johnford]

My rectum likes to do it's part to better the community & all...-

 

[Dark Pickle]

I was thinking more down the line of selling my rectum to science....seems a better use of my rectum's time.

If by "science" you mean that accountant in the sports car that doesn't want his wife knowing he likes a little sausage on the side, I'd get the money up front