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god damn religious fuck jobs

jack said:
Horses, Hellman. Vita Flex was an Equine product line. Still is.

Phew, you had me worried there for a minute....obviously I'd rather take horse vitamins than dog pills. My bad!
 
eloisel said:
Yes, I know they run orphanages. I lived in one for 3 years from 10 to 13. When they weren't working me to death, they were beating the hell out of me for falling asleep in church because Jesus loves me, this I know.


YIKES!!! I am very sorry to hear that, Eloisel. They aren't all like that. My dad used to raise money for one in New Mexico, and while I'm sure they pushed religion on the kids there, they did at least take good care of them.
 
Where in NM Morrighan? There's a fuckload of religios nutjobs working that state.

;)
 
The only problem I have with most religions is the fact that they're right and all other religions are going to hell.......I once had the pastor here tell me I was going to hell, I told him i'll see you there buddy.
 
by actually being pasty white........part of the whole winter snow lack of sunlight thing....
 
jack said:
Where in NM Morrighan? There's a fuckload of religios nutjobs working that state.

;)


LOL. I don't know what you consider a religious nutjob, but the entire south is full of fundamentalists. My dad is a Church of Christ minister, does that count? I wish I could remember the name of the orphanage... I think it was in some small town like Las Cruces or Portales.
 
Morrhigan said:
YIKES!!! I am very sorry to hear that, Eloisel. They aren't all like that. My dad used to raise money for one in New Mexico, and while I'm sure they pushed religion on the kids there, they did at least take good care of them.
Fortunately for me, my horror stories are in the past.
 
It's good that you got out of that situation Eloisel.

I thought I had it bad when I went to catholic school. Do something bad and the nuns would slam your knuckles with a ruler. Of course they would deny everything about corporal punishment and everyone would believe them.
 
NeonMercuryASH said:
It's not about religion. It's about control. In the US, they have the right, and you have the right to tell them to STFU. But they know you won't do that. You're a nice person. They also know you can get a restraining order. At 29 dollars a whack, it gets expensive. They also know that you can invite them to your belief system, but you won't. They already know that you are unaccustomed to their level of aggression. They already know that you know how to not buy trouble. If they ask you for money, tell them you're tapped out from paying for the restraining order you took out on them.

OMG this must be NeonMercuryASH's longest post ever. Usually they amount to one liners that amounts to dribble, but this one is a multiple one amounts to dribble.

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