CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BANANAS.
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God I hate John Mayer!
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Meh.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
She's hot, but I liked her when she had a little more meat on 'er bones a la "Tragic Kingdom."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She'd get it (my penis) but I dislike her.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
John Mayer is an excellent singer/songwriter. And he's a kick-ass guitar player, as well.
Plus, he's got deep brown eyes like pools of Godiva Chocolate, and soft, pillowy lips just made for kissing!
Plus, he's got deep brown eyes like pools of Godiva Chocolate, and soft, pillowy lips just made for kissing!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Is he a right wing socialist secular humanist communist nazi?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No, he's just a man, man.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So was Jesus but that didn't stop Peter lying and saying he was the son of God.