Darthsikle didn't believe me when I told him this.
Why do celebrities treat their kids as fashion accessories? Because that's how most of them view their kids. You gotta remember, celebrities all have egos that would dwarf those of the everyday man. Everything they do is about them, including having kids and naming them something "different" and "unique". For fuck's sake, Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor.
I admire Jodie Foster, she named her son "Charles".