Going to Athens Tomorrow..

[Mentalist]

To see the lil' lady. So muddle through without me for a few days, aight!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll leave a light on for you.

 

[Mentalist]

A night light. I get worried by the shadows.

 

[Tisiphone]

Have fun!

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going to miss the VP Debate and the Arsenal match at the weekend so I'm less than excited.

Oh yeah...sex..


OK, no really.. I will enjoy myself. I miss my little Zouzouni Mou (not translating) and she just passed her medical degree and we're going to go to the ZOO!

YAY.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe you'll catch some orangutans doing it while you are there!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're going to swing your pants pants pants with the elephants phants phants...

 

[Mentalist]

All of this is doubtful.

Now it's 6:44AM and I want to watch House. Boat leaves at 8pm tomorrow. I'm going to be tired.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So sleep on the boat! (Unless that invites pickpockets and RAPECATS or something)

 

[FBI parte due]

He might wake up with a GREEKO sitting next to him!

 

[Mentalist]

I probably will sleep on the boat but I always end up on a random Greek Island and hundreds of miles from my destination when I do that (happened more than once) since the boats don't stay in port long so you need to have your shit together.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ask a nice buxom lady seated near you if she wouldn't mind sticking her hand down your pants when you reach the Athens stop.

PROBLEM SOLVED! THANK YOU! TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sure he would have no problem finding someone to volunteer for that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Boats are perilous.