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Going to Athens Tomorrow..

Mentalist

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To see the lil' lady. So muddle through without me for a few days, aight!
 
I'll leave a light on for you.
 
A night light. I get worried by the shadows.
 
Have fun!
 
I'm going to miss the VP Debate and the Arsenal match at the weekend so I'm less than excited.

Oh yeah...sex..


OK, no really.. I will enjoy myself. I miss my little Zouzouni Mou (not translating) and she just passed her medical degree and we're going to go to the ZOO!

YAY.
 
Maybe you'll catch some orangutans doing it while you are there!
 
You're going to swing your pants pants pants with the elephants phants phants...
 
All of this is doubtful.

Now it's 6:44AM and I want to watch House. Boat leaves at 8pm tomorrow. I'm going to be tired.
 
So sleep on the boat! (Unless that invites pickpockets and RAPECATS or something)
 
He might wake up with a GREEKO sitting next to him!
 
I probably will sleep on the boat but I always end up on a random Greek Island and hundreds of miles from my destination when I do that (happened more than once) since the boats don't stay in port long so you need to have your shit together.
 
Ask a nice buxom lady seated near you if she wouldn't mind sticking her hand down your pants when you reach the Athens stop.

PROBLEM SOLVED! THANK YOU! TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!
 
I'm sure he would have no problem finding someone to volunteer for that.
 
Boats are perilous.
 
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