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Golden

Mirah

I love you
I think the world is not enough, diamonds are forever. You only live twice and tomorrow never dies. Today is not my day to die, I'll die another day. I have a license to kill, a view to kill, but not a license to drive. For when I drive I scare the living daylights out of everyone around me, even the spy who loved me and the man with the golden gun.

I drove anyway, and there was a crash, and I ended up at the hospital near the casino royale. The man with the badge that said, "Moonraker" almost pronounced me dead, when my lover said, "Dr! No!" and then he sobbed silently into his hands.

The doctor realized his mistake as he felt around my octopussy with his gold finger and performed a from russia with love on her majesty's secret service.

The doctor told my lover to "live and let die" but my lover could never let me go. When my lover mounted himsef on top of me the doctor turned away saying, "for your eyes only" and walked out of the room.

I felt a tingling in my quantum of solace I woke up, grabbed my lover and said, "Never say never again".
 
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No giving up when youre young and you want some
 
From Russia with Love continues to be my favorite.
I cannot recall watching Moonraker, Her Majesty's secret service, or Thunderball. I feel a bond a thon coming.
 
From Russia with Love continues to be my favorite.
I cannot recall watching Moonraker, Her Majesty's secret service, or Thunderball. I feel a bond a thon coming.

Her Majesty's Secret service was alright. I thought George Lazenby was ok in it, but he was not the best bond, but was not a terrible one either.


I'm going to have to see Thunderball again, I remember it being an enjoyable film though.
 
I also have the books. They were gifted to me once. I'll have to look to see if I have them all.
 
The books are surprising, not much like the films, Bond is a mildly racist, sometimes rapist, pill pushing thug.

Avoid the spy who loved me, Bonds not even in it for the first 150 pages, and its nothing like the film, just a story about some mafia guys waiting to kill a senator at a hotel, keeping the maid at the hotel hostage and raping her until Bond turns up and kills them, then he has a go with her too.
 
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