Good old Charlie Brooker...

[Fuddlemiff]

"Whenever I read a science article that nonchalantly describes the big bang, or some similarly dizzying reference to the staggering size and age and unknowable magnitude of everything, I feel like a sprite in an outdated platform game desperatel...y straining to comprehend the machine code that put me there, even though that isn't my job: my job is to jump between two moving clouds and land feet-first on a mushroom without ever questioning why."

 

[Tisiphone]

" my job is to jump between two moving clouds and land feet-first on a mushroom without ever questioning why."

That's the way it should be.

 

[Mentalist]

Charlie Brooker is the biggest troll of British Television, ever. The man is a total legend.


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[CaptainWacky]

I want a gif or just a shortened video of the "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF" bit to post at people.

 

[Tisiphone]

^That was awesome. Loved his take on that horrific MTV series MY Super Sweet 16.

 

[Tisiphone]

^That was awesome. Loved his take on that horrific MTV series MY Super Sweet 16.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is that from the upcoming Gameswipe?

No, it's from this week's column in the Guardian. I never remember these and only happened to find it because I was reading about what a cunt Damien Hirst is.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/sep/07/charlie-brooker

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah my brains hurts now.

 

[headvoid]

Ha! I found that on a train yesterday as well and loved the article!

 

[headvoid]

The chandalier shagging annointed ones

I wish I could write stuff like that - brilliant.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck a Jesus, he's right about everything.

 

[Tisiphone]

I will try to quote him at inopportune times now.

And OT...how the fuck did I double post?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Every time I see this thread in the forum list, I think of Avery Brooks saying "that's Charlie Reynold's ship -- he was a good captain, I introduced him to his wife" or some similar lament at the latest casualty list during THE WAR.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like how they incorporated Requiem for a Dream music in. LIFE SUX

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the most damning thing of all is that I think I can live with it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Gameswipe is complete

http://twitpic.com/hytdy

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even play games anymore, BUT EXCITING.

 

[Tisiphone]

Not even Zelda???

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well I played the DS one, yeah, and there's a new one coming out sometime...but it's about trains or something.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

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