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Good times to shout "Dont cut the blue wire!"

whisky

Boobie inspector
When someone is repairing your pc

when the nurse is about to cut the umbilical cord

when someone is putting a ship in a bottle

anytime it looks like someone might actually be about to sit next to you on the bus
 
Randomly on your mobile as you walk down the street. Fellow pedestrians will each in turn hear it as they pass by you and wonder about the rest of your conversation.

When you meet an action movie actor such as one of the Bonds or Keanu Reeves, etc.

Vasectomy.
 
Damn you took mine, I was going to say vasectomy.
 
When someone's about to cut the blue wire.
 
^dammnit !

well that's that then. :(
 
At the dentist's office.
 
When you show your wife your positronic brain for the first time.
 
When touring a nuclear power facility.
 
When you're blowing Pappa Smurf?
 
When in the cinema (it would be rude.)
 
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