Google TiSP OMFG

[Cassie]

LOL APRIL FOOLS SUCKERS THEY ALMOST GOT ME I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THEIR FREE BETA BROADBAND DON'T THEY KNOW SOME OF US ARE ON DIAL UP AND WE MIGHT ACTUALLY THINK WE CAN GET BROADBAND THROUGH THE TOILET?

just google something and you'll see what I'm talking about.

 

[Cassie]

Why should I switch to Google TiSP?

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It's fast. In our testing, TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL.
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It's FREE. No more paying hundreds of dollars a year for Internet service that doesn't even necessarily extend to your bathroom!
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It's good for you. Your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living.

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
Note: We take your privacy very seriously. So we treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

 

[Mentalist]

I saw this earlier and I thought about your broadbandless situation!

 

[Cassie]

I would have no problem hooking up to the toilet if it would work!! LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd live in the toilet if I could.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Very convenient for teenage wanking habits.