"Goosey goose"

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How did THIS SHITE GAY PHRASE come to be? Why call goose "goosey goose" sometimes like in that FUCKING ANNOYING AS ALL THINGS FUCK Kerry Katona Iceland FUCKSTICK advert? You don't HOMOSEXUALLY call chicken "chickeny chicken," do you, fuckwit? You don't call pork "porky pork!" YOU DON'T FUCKING MAKE CAPTAINWACKY THIS ANGRY SO STOP CALLING GOOSE "GOOSEY GOOSE" OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND EAT YOUR TITS.

 

[Cassie]

KILL THEM ALL WITH YOUR MIGHTY AXE OF DOOM!

 

[Mentalist]

OMG THEY MADE HIM SPEAK IN THE THIRD PERSON..

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eeeeeeeeeee

 

[Dr Dave]

No good can come from this

 

[headvoid]

Kerry Katatonic to bring back goosing?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's more into dog-bowling now.