Gordon Ramsay in new Lambert & Butler Ad

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Gordon Ramsay today was revealed as the new face of Lambert & Butler, the No.1 cigarrette in the UK.

Fuckin Cancer, it's all bollocks - these people at er.. the fag company, whatever FUCK! haha! Anyway, they really care about their ingredients, and I like cooking, and I'm really straight talking and FUCK! I've just launched a restaurant - there isn't going to be any smoking in my restaurant but you know, if there was, I would smoke Lambert and Butlers.

Where's me fuckin cheque?

Jamie Oliver was said to be appalled today. He made this statement from a launch of a new perfumed Toilet Brush.

It's a shame to see Gordon lowering himself to this, I know that when I lower myself to clean the toilet I like to use Brushyman, the new toilet brush from Omnicompany Ltd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come Jamie's wife is never in his adverts now? Did she dump him? Or develop morals? Or both!?

 

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The straight talking team from Top Gear have jumped to his defence

I fuckin hate these people that say Cancer is bad, namby pamby ponces all of them. Good on Gordon for getting involved with this. I dont smoke myself, but I do like to use Lynx for Men deodorant cos it's fuckin gorgeous

I agree Jezzer, and I said the same on my "best deaths in a car" compilation DVD. I know ayrton Senna certainly didn't die of any cancer or anything

 

[Cassie]

Gordon Ramsay gives people cancer with his eyes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Richard "no one liked me until I nearly died" Hammond has anything to add? Probably not.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's currently having his teeth whitened and is unable to comment.

 

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Richard "calling me a rodent because I am small is so funny hahahahahahahahah" Hammond said today:

It is sad when stars dont have any kind of link to the products they endorse. Thankfully i am here at the launch of Anusblanco, a new anus whitening cream. Because the sun shines out of my arse then this product is both relevant and FUKCIN PAYS A LOT OF MONEY OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They got a quote from Danny Wallace too!

I'm so wacky lol look at my t-shirt it says I'm wacky!