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Got me a new car

Oh Thrusty!
 
Thanks for the support.
 
Thank your bra for that lol omg.
 
Congradulations on the car.
 
Yep, traded in my 2004 Saturn Ion (which they don't make anymore) for a 2007 certified pre-owned Saturn Aura. It's bitching, and when I get my scanner working properly, I'll post a picture.

I'm not used to the huge steering wheel, so that's causing me and my boobehs some issues, because I'm so short, I got be able to reach the pedals. But other than that, it's pretty nifty. :)

Yeah I saw a picture in the paper of the 2008 Saturn Aura. Looked good. I'm gonna be shopping for a new car soon and I might get a Saturn.

My previous car was a 2003 Chevy Malibu but now its a piece of junk since I was in an accident last month and they deemed my car a total loss. As soon as I get things settled with my insurance company,I'll be getting my new car and won't have to take these stupid ass cabs. Which don't show up and make me miss work once in awhile. GRRR!
 
DON'T LOSE YOUR JOB LOKTAR, ROKTAR WILL HURT YOU!
 
DON'T LOSE YOUR JOB LOKTAR, ROKTAR WILL HURT YOU!

NOT TRYING TO LOSE JOB. STUPID FRAKKIN' POINT SYSTEM! IF I GET 8 MORE POINTS THIS MONTH I LOSE JOB.

I GET ONE POINT FOR EACH DAY MISSED.

ROKTAR BEAT ME? HARDLY. HE LEAVES HIS BEDROOM UNLOCKED AT NIGHT. PRANK TIME!
 
Are you gonna put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face???
 
You're such a tease
 
I can't make my mind up between these two

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(Child not included)

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I'd go for the second one. It's got rum on it's liscence plate, so it's drink-friendly.
 
Damn.. the ginger kid would have been a nice touch.
 
Thank gods she's got a convertible because she needs some sun.
 
She probably spontaneously combusts when sunlight hits her skin.


WTF? Is combust not a word? Combustion is THEREFORE COMBUST SHOULD BE!!
 
Brum can drive himself so would you need a driving license?
 
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