GRANDMA IS AN ALIEN!

[Cassie]

Srsly, she said she was an alien when she was coming out of the anesthesia this morning, then she said it again when they gave her some morphine. She was high as a duck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could be an illegal alien from Mexico?

 

[Cassie]

She was trying to probe the nurse.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the nurse take kindly to that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it a SEX NURSE?

 

[Cassie]

YES.

 

[LucidUrine]

I approve.

 

[Tisiphone]

Morphine is the SHIT

I love when you can feel the coldness of it running through your veings....

 

[Gagh]

If that crusty old Astronaut thinks there are Aliens running about, eting pies or something, then who am I to disagree?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You are Gagh to disagree.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Colonel Leo Tigh agrees.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T TOUCH MY EYE, YOU BASTARDS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who is touching your eye?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOUR FACE.

 

[curiousa2z]

there you are, then.

 

[Dr Dave]

NOT TRUE!

 

[wizer]

Does she still send you a $25 check on your birthday? The same non inflation amount she has sent you every year of your life since you were old enough to have a bank account?

If so, she's probably legit.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Grandma asked me for $3.50, I'm pretty sure she's actually the Goddamn Loch Ness Monster.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tree fiddy!