Grandpa's Views towards Todays Society

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This is something that was passed on to me about an old man that's really fed up with the way America has "degenerated" and how bad we have all become. I really got a good chuckle out of this. :)

I've watched many generations come up. First they started listening to rock and roll. Then they started growing their hair long, then they started taking drugs, then they dyed their hair green and purple, then they started tattooing themselves all over, then it was piercing every flap of flesh they could find. I expect the next generation will start lobbing off body parts and I don't want to even consider what will be the "in" thing after that.
We are all slipping quietly into hell in a computer generated 3D hand basket simulated to look like plastic.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research!! This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them

Go Grandpa! :rofl:
 
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