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Grasp your mandrake firmly

Why are all English schoolteachers paedos?

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT LOL
 
Now I can't think about wanking off guys. :(
 
Well we just got through the Broadway play and movie of The History Boys over here. That's one strange script. It makes the idea of kiddy-fiddling teachers, and straight male students seducing male teachers for favors, seem like an everyday thing.
 
You obviously didn't go to school in England!

(Of course, neither did I.)
 
Who wants to grasp my mandrake?!!!
 
Well certainly YOU DO.
 
I'd prefer if someone cute and redheaded did it. Cute will do. FEMALE IS A MUST.
 
One can OOOONNNLY assume you're referring to your wife.
 
Or Doctor Crusher.
 
Or Dr Dave. I hear he's secretly a ginger.
 
Everybody quiet! Do you want the GINGER POLICE to raid this thread???
 
They won't. The GINGER POLICE only go after GINGERBREADMEN. Because they run over the speed limit.
 
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"Mommy! Mommy! What're those Gingerbread people doing?!"
 
They're playing "Find the Candy Cane," dear!
 
My wife or BEVERLY!!!

My wife is far too up the duff and is feeling too bloated and such to do anything to my mandrake :( :( She's gonna get it bigtime after baby's born [if it's not another damn Caesar, then I'll be waiting another three damn months]

PITY ME.
 
But he's a pickle! Pickles are not men, they are PICKLES!! Q'PLAH IT'S A GOOD DAY TO BE ON A SANDWICH
 
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