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GREAT.

Mentalist

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So I fainted. Wonderful.
 
From the heat?
 
:rock:
 
This cannot be allowed to continue.
 
Wow.

I've never known anyone to faint before.
 
did you see a spider lol?
 
Davina would have fainted as a sympathetic gesture
 
did you get heat stroke?
stay cool, Menty! drink plenty of - I was gonna say fluids - but booze actually is NOT good in extreme heat - AQUA!
feel better
 
I once fainted in a bar for no reason. I'd only had one drink, I wasn't feeling strange. But suddenly I blacked out, and about 10 seconds later I woke up on the floor.

Onlookers assumed I was drunk, but it was definitely fainting.
 
I blacked out on a bus once and nobody noticed. I felt like shouting "I JUST BLACKED OUT" but I didn't. Obviously. I wouldn't do that.
 
Are you pregnant???
 
HOT FLUSHES
 
I wasn't unconscious for any amount of time. I ran up the stairs hit a wall of heat as I walked into my room then felt slightly weird and all the energy rushed from my body and I blacked out and stumbled over. I recovered pretty quickly but It was not impressed.
 
*shows Menty pix of Natalie to revive him*
 
natalie-portman-skull-tshir.jpg
 
I can't believe Nat would support DEATH like that. I must write her an angry letter then write another one apologizing with some Milk Tray chocolates and pictures of her house from Google Earth.
 
Now she's not supporting anything here.

natalie-portman-nude.jpg
 
viewfoto147d4ckj1.jpg
 
^^if THAT doesnt revive him, he' s dead!
 
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