GRINGLE BATS

[Mentalist]

GRAGGLE SHEEP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOODLE SAUSAGE FUCKCAKES.

 

[Mentalist]

Innit!

 

[Gagh]

I HAVE REPRESSED THEM ALL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's the milkman because he always delivers.

 

[Mentalist]

George Lucas should play him in his life story.

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Mentalist]

I'm not a homophobe. I'm a homophonehome! homophonehome!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ET PHONE HOMO LOL GRAB ELLIOTT BY HIS BIG EARS AND BANG BANG BANG WHEEEE OOPS BLOOD

 

[Mentalist]

It's these funny little cuts on the side that give it away. Those analysis droids only focus on symbols. Huh! I should think that you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and... heh heh heh... wisdom.


Good line delivery.

 

[Gagh]

Remember that episode of Trek when Worf called Wesley a 'shirtlifting turdburglar', and O'Brien overheard, so letterbombed Wesley's quarters because the IRA don't trust gays, fictional or otherwise?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And then O' Brien went to bed and wioke up next to Keiko and said "JAYSUS CHRIST I'VE MARRIED A GOOK!" and tossed her out the airlock? And gave his slanty-eyed kids to the Skinofevil goo-monster, who spat them back saying "I HATE CHINESE FOOD" and O'Brien said "HO HO HO, I'VE GOT ME A COUPLE O'NIG-NOGS NOW HO HO HO"?

 

[Gagh]

Ah yes, the anti-semitic, racist, terrorist O'Brien. I miss that character so!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The second Ray in Due South: Too gay?

I don't know.

 

[Mentalist]

SPACE BAT RAGE. A HAZARD TO THE MODERN SPACE DRIVER.

 

[FBI parte due]

SPACE BATS
FLYING THROUUUUGH THE NIGHT
DOOOT DOOT DOOT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I LOBBIED FOR THE NEW HANDS-FREE SPACE BAT DRIVING LAW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why was my "second RAy" thread merged with this?

 

[FBI parte due]

I thought you were imitating one of those TREKBBS FUCKTARDS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I heard they've greenlit a sequel to E.T., to be directed by Spielberg, and starring Drew Barrymore as a grown-up Gertie.

AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. :shock: