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Guess the Contestants Now

Uranium 4

beer, I want beer
I'll start us off.

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The Hon "Gerald" Fortesque Waffle-Iron Jr. (28)

Unconventional socialite disowned by his father, Baron Waffle-Iron of Peckershire. Gerald has never worked, and is found drunk in top-class nightclubs in London, or shooting grouse on his father's 9 billion acre pile in Peckershire.

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Hate-Tank (25)

Hate-Tank changed his name 3 years ago after taking up his life as a "Cyber-Goth". Hate-Tank (or 'Hate' to his friends) has also unfortunately never worked in his life, and lives in a council-provided flat in Fuckington, Leeds.

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Titsalina Bumsqueak (27 - she says 22)

Titsalina dreams of being a prostitute to soccer players but makes do earning her living pole dancing. Titsalina has many world views, including not trusting own-brand hair removal creams in supermarkets. Titsalina hope BB will make her dream come true.

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Rita Ancient (87)

Rita will become BB's oldest contestant. A chirpy Eastender who cannot stop uttering "Cor swipe me wiv a jellied eel', Rita has a 40 a-day cigar habit. Rita hopes that by appearing on BB she will get better food than wot Meals on Wheels delivers.

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Delroy Thomas (31)

Delroy suffers from a skin pigmentation disorder, that is compounded by the fact that one of his testicals is also a prosthetic. Born into a tough Luton council estate Delroy was bullied throughout school, before he snapped and was jailed for assault for 2 years in his late teens. Delroy will be nicknamed 'Patch' by BB.

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Owen Hargreaves (29)

Owen hasn't done much for a couple of years now, and hopes to get involved in some of the tasks in the BB house. Alas, he has a very bad knee which will mean he has to spend the entire duration of the series laid out flat on his back until evicted.
 
I think I once met Hate Tank, and if it is who I think he is, he is a free-loading twat with no redeeming qualities at all.
 
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