Uranium 4
beer, I want beer
I'll start us off.
The Hon "Gerald" Fortesque Waffle-Iron Jr. (28)
Unconventional socialite disowned by his father, Baron Waffle-Iron of Peckershire. Gerald has never worked, and is found drunk in top-class nightclubs in London, or shooting grouse on his father's 9 billion acre pile in Peckershire.
Hate-Tank (25)
Hate-Tank changed his name 3 years ago after taking up his life as a "Cyber-Goth". Hate-Tank (or 'Hate' to his friends) has also unfortunately never worked in his life, and lives in a council-provided flat in Fuckington, Leeds.
Titsalina Bumsqueak (27 - she says 22)
Titsalina dreams of being a prostitute to soccer players but makes do earning her living pole dancing. Titsalina has many world views, including not trusting own-brand hair removal creams in supermarkets. Titsalina hope BB will make her dream come true.
Rita Ancient (87)
Rita will become BB's oldest contestant. A chirpy Eastender who cannot stop uttering "Cor swipe me wiv a jellied eel', Rita has a 40 a-day cigar habit. Rita hopes that by appearing on BB she will get better food than wot Meals on Wheels delivers.
Delroy Thomas (31)
Delroy suffers from a skin pigmentation disorder, that is compounded by the fact that one of his testicals is also a prosthetic. Born into a tough Luton council estate Delroy was bullied throughout school, before he snapped and was jailed for assault for 2 years in his late teens. Delroy will be nicknamed 'Patch' by BB.
Owen Hargreaves (29)
Owen hasn't done much for a couple of years now, and hopes to get involved in some of the tasks in the BB house. Alas, he has a very bad knee which will mean he has to spend the entire duration of the series laid out flat on his back until evicted.
The Hon "Gerald" Fortesque Waffle-Iron Jr. (28)
Unconventional socialite disowned by his father, Baron Waffle-Iron of Peckershire. Gerald has never worked, and is found drunk in top-class nightclubs in London, or shooting grouse on his father's 9 billion acre pile in Peckershire.
Hate-Tank (25)
Hate-Tank changed his name 3 years ago after taking up his life as a "Cyber-Goth". Hate-Tank (or 'Hate' to his friends) has also unfortunately never worked in his life, and lives in a council-provided flat in Fuckington, Leeds.
Titsalina Bumsqueak (27 - she says 22)
Titsalina dreams of being a prostitute to soccer players but makes do earning her living pole dancing. Titsalina has many world views, including not trusting own-brand hair removal creams in supermarkets. Titsalina hope BB will make her dream come true.
Rita Ancient (87)
Rita will become BB's oldest contestant. A chirpy Eastender who cannot stop uttering "Cor swipe me wiv a jellied eel', Rita has a 40 a-day cigar habit. Rita hopes that by appearing on BB she will get better food than wot Meals on Wheels delivers.
Delroy Thomas (31)
Delroy suffers from a skin pigmentation disorder, that is compounded by the fact that one of his testicals is also a prosthetic. Born into a tough Luton council estate Delroy was bullied throughout school, before he snapped and was jailed for assault for 2 years in his late teens. Delroy will be nicknamed 'Patch' by BB.
Owen Hargreaves (29)
Owen hasn't done much for a couple of years now, and hopes to get involved in some of the tasks in the BB house. Alas, he has a very bad knee which will mean he has to spend the entire duration of the series laid out flat on his back until evicted.