Guess your first post, then go back and check it

[headvoid]

What I imagine my first post to be:

Oh, you think that do you? Well, I'm a contrary fuckwit and you obviously have the brain of a pea that has been dried in the long hard californian sun. THATS RIGHT YOUR A PRUNE

Off now to check what it really is:

 

[headvoid]

Well that fails, I can't even find my first post.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, finding one's first post can be hard. For anyone who's been here a while, there's a good chance it's somewhere down in the archives.

For newer people who lasted, it was probably pruned in Strip Search.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I'm sure my first (and most of my) posts wasn't too memorable.

 

[Cassie]

My imaginary first post:

HI! YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO FUNNY CAN I HANG OUT?

 

[Ilyanna]

What I want my first post to have been:

Who do I have to fuck round here to become a Moddess?

What my first post probably was:

Hi everyone, I am new, please don't hurt me

What my first post really was:

Hi, G1223 sent me here. And since I always do what people at ExIsle want me to do

Oh, edited to add:

Quote: By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws

You gotta be kiddin', right!?

WHAT?!? I was new to this stuff, 'kay?

 

[Cassie]

I think my first post was asking to be let out of Daycare.

 

[Ilyanna]

Ha, I did that by PM to missmanners iirc

 

[Cassie]

I just read an old thread in the archives where I called ISH Ishca, and I talked about his elf candy a lot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was probably.

NATALIE PORTMAN'S NIPPLES ARE NICE BUT I'M JUST GOING TO DIE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My first post as Eggs had to be trolling Jillian -- that's the reason the account was created in the first place.

My first post as Gayboy Bruce was probably clever, but I doubt it still exists.

Here's my first post as Liza Minnelli:

Liza Minnelli:
Mama would have LOVED you, and I DO TOO!!!

BIG KISS!!!

*fart* A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[eloisel]

Mine was about Three Eyes, which is why I first came here. Didn't find it in the archives though. Got hung up on reading stuff from people long gone - Coyote Ugly, Cranky Bastard, Harlot ... waxed nostalgic, had to make myself quit reading or I'd be there for days.

 

[Loktar]

I think my first post was asking to be let out of Daycare.

Same here. I think I basically just sat and lurked in Daycare for a month or two until I realized I needed to ask to be let out.

 

[Seph]

Mines down in the Archives I imagine, likely about drugs and or violence.

 

[whisky]

Everytime I do a search it only goes back 100 posts, but I imagine it was something like this.

Hello, my name is Rich, I hope to have a good time here, and won't ever say or do anything controversial, this Sausageman seems a decent chap, I wonder if he'll be my BFF?

 

[Enkephalen]

Well, clutch my pearls, everyone sounded like they had pressed chinos, and a sweater vest or jewel necked cardigans when they joined. So clean cut, so prim and proper. What happened?!

 

[curiousa2z]

IIRC, mine was about a curse....I think that's when my van got stolen...