Gul and El Chupacabra are LIARS!

[The Question]

Why? Because I disagree with their political ideology and I SAY they're liars. Therefore, they are LIARS!

I don't have to show how! I need only accuse them of it!

 

[Oerdin]

Poor VisionCastle. These last six months have been really traumatic for you. Like a drug addict forced to go cold turkey but who just can't stop dreaming of his next fix.

 

['Gear]

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

 

[Bickendan]

You gonna help them meet, Gear?

 

[Oerdin]

Home Depot is hiring people with no experience for $20 an hour. If you stopped drinking and tried to get off of welfare you very well could get your life back on track. Who knows? If you applied yourself you could work your way up to a department manager ($28 an hour with benefits) or even a store manager (over $100,00). They will fire your ass though if you get drunk and are too hung over for work though.

So you have to want to change.

 

['Gear]

You gonna help them meet, Gear?

Nah, I just didn't want to miss the stupid analogy gravy train.

 

[Bickendan]

Nah, I just didn't want to miss the stupid analogy gravy train.

Run someone down then!

 

[The Question]

Poor VisionCastle. These last six months have been really traumatic for you. Like a drug addict forced to go cold turkey but who just can't stop dreaming of his next fix.

Quit lying, liar!

(Hey, I can see why this is WF's latest trope -- it's actually a lot of fun!)

 

[Oerdin]

The choice is yours, man. But you have to want it.

 

[The Question]

^^You're a lying liar who lies!