Gurk, Cranky, and Bad Dog

[Laker_Girl]

I thought you thought you were fantastic trolls? You suck violently at insults and you've yet to do anything creative or heart stopping. What the hell kind of trolls are you?! You have managed to make me laugh so that's good...Not for you and your self-proclaimed legendary trolling abilities but I'm enjoying the giggles.

So I'll give you another chance to prove yourselves. Post some links to your "great" trolls.

Now I have to go do something OTHER than hang out at TK for 23 hours a day, something you all might think about but I'll be back to check on you.

 

[Demon Messenger]

Now I have to go do something OTHER than hang out at TK for 23 hours a day, something you all might think about but I'll be back to check on you.

It seems the short time you spend here is devoted towards building a shrine in their honor, which is more than we can say for them.

 

[Sarek]

^I think I stepped on your sister when I got up this morning.

 

[Demon Messenger]

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
because he knows the time is short..."

 

[Sarek]

Don't you think you're just a bit over the top?

 

[Laker_Girl]

It is as I've suspected all along. You all have done nothing. I don't know if it's nothing at all or just nothing worth mentioning but it's a feast of nothing.

Any hopes you ever had of being significant are dashed. You are all dismissed.

 

[Sarek]

Oh, I've done nothing at all. And I want to be very clear on that.

Can I leave now too? :bigass:

 

[Laker_Girl]

No you have not, this is true. Not you, not a thing, not ever.

The court is out on your dismissal, you make me laugh, therefore it's your own fault.

 

[bad dog]

Laker_Cunt must be clotting by now.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

(chuckle)

Gurky claims victory if someone replies to his posts. Now that is "great trolling" no doubt.

At least Bad Dog is polite at times and Cranky wants to show me photos of his wife...

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Awww, it's too bad they've been DISMISSED!

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

(chuckle)

Gurky claims victory if someone replies to his posts. Now that is "great trolling" no doubt.

At least Bad Dog is polite at times and Cranky wants to show me photos of his wife...

Where did I claim victory, you stupid asshole? And when havre I been anything other than polite to you diseased fucktards?

oh wait! Now you can claim victory because I've responded to you!

OHHHH KNOWSSSS!

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

^Awww, it's too bad they've been DISMISSED!

Laura? I knew a rather nasty slut named Laura once. Last I heard of her she was out in LA servicing junkies in alleys for pocket change.

 

[Sarek]

How is your mom doing? I thought rehab had taken care of that problem.

 

[Sarek]

OMG MOM JOKE

I used up the sister jokes last week. And no one should joke about his grandmother who IS a crack whore.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Laker Girl:

Just for you