Yes, I am a filthy genderist and yes, the good dame has a penis. I'd suggest other dames like Maggie Smith or Judi Dench, but they are obviously bonable even in their current grandma phases.
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? ALL THESE YEARS I NEVER KNEW.
What about Fearne Cotton who we're all supposed to pretend is ugly even though she's actually good looking?