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Guys, what would you prefer?

Oh, wait....am I getting in the middle of the two dudes? Or watching the two dudes?

*still drunk and convused&*
 
I am not attracted to any of the options.

They are more to do with porn fantasies than the real world. The "missionary" option also by the way it is written denegrates and belittles a wealth of possibilities.

I also am not particularly keen to cum on a womans face, or take a japanese girl violently up the shitter.
 
Aw, I like a little jizz on the face.
 
I'm a Japanese girl and we all like it violently up the shitter. We also like ducks who pretend to be hot elf maidens on WoW rub up against us on crowded trains while up taking upskirt pics for their vacuum cleaner friends. MEEP.
 
I might make an exception for Tisi.
 
I chose one guy at a time. Multiple man mambo gets too competitive and political.

If you're in bed with more than one guy and you don't know who the bitchboy is, it's you.

I've done bi threesomes. I know for a fact that each time, each of us were doing it to get to the third person, but didn't have the balls to cheat on the one we were dating. Those feelings cannot be completely masked as things heat up.

Yes, as you can tell I'm not a master of the casual sex thing.
 
Closest I've ever come to a threesome is two different woman on the same day.
 
I've had a threesome before (I live in one of the sunnier parts of Europe remember) though not for a number of years and it was pretty great though being slightly over the drinking limit at the time I found it an exercise in endurance as much as anything.

So I'm happy I've done it but it was never a fantasy of mine. I prefer to be intimate with one at a time though I would never restrict myself to the missionary position. I don't think I've ever had sex in only one position for the whole thing before. Doesn't sound very appealing.

Also, cumming on a girls face may be a bit porno but it's freaking awesome as well. That's about as crude and personal as I'm going to get today.

Aw, I like a little jizz on the face.

You're awesome.
 
TIME TO ABANDON SHIP.
 
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There is no Orgy option you fuck nose.
 
HATS FOR BATS!
 
jizzing on a girl's face is like gently rubbing her face with cream. it makes the skin softer.

USE THAT AS YOUR LINE WHEN JIZZING ON HER FACE!!
 
LOL Some guy once told me that Cleopatra had guys cum in her hair for conditioning and to make it nice and soft.




Don't feed a girl lines aeommai just feed her your cock.
 
Then make her go get you some pie.
 
Love Child said:
LOL Some guy once told me that Cleopatra had guys cum in her hair for conditioning and to make it nice and soft.




Don't feed a girl lines aeommai just feed her your cock.
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Probably got that Cleo thing from the porno Caligula. <g>
 
I'd have a threesome, but only if it were me and two NATALIES.
 
Wrong answer. Hey lets replace QOTW with this so L_G can see this everytime she logs in to tell us about her new baby.
 
Make it so!
 
Two girls but I'd like to leave the strings attached.
 
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