Gwyneth Paltrow, Ying and Yang

[headvoid]

It's all about balance. The thing with Gwyneth is that it is like EVERY OTHER RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE.

Basically you have to take the rough with the smooth.

Here she is giving some useful advice on "Gifts for men in their 40's"

This is just awesome. Size and colors are up to you – just provide Marjorie with a profile of that special someone and bam….he will be immortalized on his favorite new rug.

Profile Rug - 9' X 6', $3,500.00

I am in my 40's and I would rather have a picture of my faeces smeared across a polystyrene brick. But then she does this.

(Image taken from a rather excellent tumblr account.)

See? Ying and Yang.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

holy shit.

That rug is possibly the worst thing she's ever recommended.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It looks like David Cameron.

Why does it look like David Cameron?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he's in his forties...

 

[Cassie]

It's Gooptastic!