Had a dream I auditioned for Countdown...

[CaptainWacky]

I was walking around some big building with some other people when we all started walking towards a door because Countdown was filmed there (or something?) and we saw Rachel Riley and were all excited, then I held the door open for Gyles Brandreth and he thanked me and I was happy. Anyway, inside there was a big table and we were all sitting around it auditioning for Countdown. And there was a maths question but I didn't know how to answer it then someone explained it was Trigonometry. I said I couldn't remember it as I hadn't done any since school and thought it wasn't very fair since they don't have Trig questions on Countdown. Then I started biting my pencil and it broke up into flakes and I was choking on it. So I just got up and walked out the room, embarrassed.

So yeah I'm probably not going to be on Countdown.

 

[headvoid]

Try out for the one with the big perspex box where you have to do annoying tasks with a big clock and buzzers.

I KNOW MY TV SHOWS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, that's on ITV. I'D RATHER DIE.