Haha, the 11 year old boy lost on Countdown

[CaptainWacky]

I love it when that happens.

(To clarify, I love it when children lose to adults on daytime quiz shows hosted be Des "Not Lynam!" O'Connor.)

 

[Gagh]

Did Des give him a Van Daminator?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He gave him a big SLOPPY KISS!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

COULD DES BE HEARD OVER THE CREDITS SHOUTING "COUNTDOWN FOR 30 SECONDS ON THAT!!" WHILE VORDERMAN FIDDLED WITH TWO BIG ONES AT THE TOP?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carold Vorderman has a huge arse.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No small one from the bottom for her.

 

[Gagh]

SHE PUTS A METAL POLE UP HER ARSE, AND HER TONGUE ON THE TV AERIAL SOCKET, AND IT PICKS UP A PERFECT SIGNAL! COMING SOON: HD READY CAROL VORDERMAN'S BIG FAT ARSE!

 

[headvoid]

Think youve seen widescreen? My arse

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE'S AN OLDER WOMAN