HAHAHA PATRICK KIELTY READ A SCRIPTED JOKE AND LAUGHED AT HIMSELF.

[Gagh]

Least talented "comedian / presenter" ever.

 

[Gagh]

However, if Zoe Salmon is wearing that dress every night, even I may watch Fame Academy. I'll just have to turn the sound down when all the annoying ones are talking.

 

[Gagh]

She's singing now. I'll have to be turning the sound down for her too. This is abysmal.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh look, Ray Stubbs can't talk in tune.

Don't forget to switch over at 25 past for Harry Hill!

Patrick Kielty standup DVDs at Woolworths for ONLY 15 quid!

 

[Gagh]

Only Barry from Eastenders could sing. AWFUL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He does it professionally. Didn't he come out with a single after Janine pushed him off a cliff?

 

[Gagh]

Tara Palmer Tomkinson was also good to look at, from the face down.

 

[whisky]

Quarter past 7 already, where has the day gone, oh year, I wallpapered, painted, and cut my kids hair.

Still casualty soon, thats always quality entertainment *




















* sarcasm

 

[Gagh]

Is Charlie "Out-acted by Chakotay" Fairhead still in it?

 

[whisky]

Well unless I missed the one where he left officially hes still in it, although hes not been in it for the last few weeks.

He reminds me of a slimmer, none welsh Blake.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You never see babies with really long hair.. why don't any of them grow dreads?

 

[Gagh]

THE CAT FROM RED DWARF WOULD HAVE HAD THEM AS A BABY.

 

[whisky]

You never see babies with really long hair.. why don't any of them grow dreads?

Boring real answer, babies hair is quite thin usually, and dosnt really start to grow properly until they are 1 or 2 years old, but all babies are different.

Stupid comedy answer, baby hair is always stolen by Steven Segal to weave into his ever growing pony tail.

He thinks this is the secret of staying young

 

[Gagh]

Kielty is now on the BBC2 Comedy Map show trying to convince us he's an hilarious standup comic.

HE'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY. PISS OFF.

 

[whisky]

Last chance lottery was good, but people tend to be funnier on channel four.

 

[CaptainWacky]

didn't watch it

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Me either, but the title is ironic.

This shall please Steven Segal.