Haiku

[Dual]

I write these haikus
I've nothing better to do
Please give me karma

 

[Gonad]

The Kids in the Hall
Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark and Scott
I know all their names

 

[Blindgroping]

Haiku? What is that?
Is it some kind of rhyming?
Duh! That's just stupid!

 

[Hambil]

I just can't do it
It all seems way too hard
I think I'll give up

 

[Dual]

I just can't do it
It all seems way too hard
I think I'll give up

Five first and then last
Seven are in the middle
You have failed, hamster

 

[Blindgroping]

Don't be hard on him,
Morrighan is better at it.
Women have the genes.

 

[Dual]

He is forgiven
But it shan't happen again
Is that right, Hambil?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Don't be hard on him,
Morrighan is better at it.
Women have the genes.

What kind of genes
do these woman have?
where we shouldn't be hard?

 

[Blindgroping]

Hamster wheel is spun,
She knocked him off it today,
Ego hurt, Butt bump!

 

[Hambil]

I never make the
same mistake more than five times
or maybe twenty

 

[Blindgroping]

Brain, emotions and
artistic endeavors some.
Not math and science.

 

[Dual]

See now Sir Hambil
You're improving already
Soon a great master

 

[Dark Pickle]

This is a post. I
thought about it really hard.
The best I could do.

 

[Blindgroping]

There you go! ~pats head~
It wasn't that hard, was it?
Now go play 'puter

 

[Gonad]

Amazon Quest win
We are competing for fun.
I beat you again.

Look at my "time played."
It is almost half of yours.
What takes you so long?

 

[Mirah]

See now Sir Hambil
You're improving already
Soon a great master

Words something to fill
this little small tiny space
is there a meaning?

Hambil is Master
The shake is the tree
standing above ground

 

[Blindgroping]

Look at my "time played."
It is almost half of yours.
What takes you so long?

I'm also watching
television and homework.
no time limit Aye?