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Hambil vs. Hambil, 2009

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
You're fat.
 
Well that's... abrupt and to the point.
 
Only because I love you - tough love, sweety-nibble-toes.
 
Don't call me that in public - we agreed!
 
We also agree that "nothing goes up the butt", but that didn't stop you.
 
I'm over 40! I have to have certain types of examines done.
 
Sure, sure, I understand. I UNDERSTAND YOU LET SOME STRANGE MAN ASS RAPE ME!
 
FGYHTY
 
DFGHDHTY
 
I thought he was rather charming actually. Mozart was playing softly in the background, he used a warm glove, and we talked about my feelings and what kind of car I drove while he...
 
TRYTYTY
 
VBMVNMVMN
 
DGGERETETR
 
Uh-oh

We've got a Gagh
 
GJHFJFJH
 
DSGTE435
 
WRETDG
 
Can it be killed?
 
ERTT


And I'm done.
 
No, but you can make fun of it just right at it goes off on spam sprees like a wind up toy.
 
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