Happy 16th Birthday, Michelle Wie!

Big Dick McGee · Oct 11, 2005

We know you'll be the next Tiger, but don't grow up too fast! Have fun smashing every record on the books, Michelle

Gagh · Oct 11, 2005

She's no Michael Chang.

Starship Coyote · Oct 11, 2005

Legal now...once you've had yellow the rest is too mellow.

jack · Oct 11, 2005

I'd give my eyeteeth to be that piece of gum.

Starship Coyote · Oct 11, 2005

I thought you were gay.

jack · Oct 11, 2005

Why do you keep saying that? Because I'm not homophobic? I'm not gay, but can relate to why a man can be.

jack · Oct 11, 2005

I would think 22,400 ejaculations inside a vagina would count for something

Big Dick McGee · Oct 11, 2005

Counting them is very, very gay. You protest too much.

Starship Coyote · Oct 11, 2005

jack said:
Why do you keep saying that? Because I'm not homophobic? I'm not gay, but can relate to why a man can be.

Dude, if you're gay, that's cool...I thought I read it somewhere. No biggie.