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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - 20TH MARCH

Gagh

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Christy Carlson Romano (23) – Evens Stevens. Now she’s pretty fit.
Bianca Lawson (28 ) – Kendra: Hey dere Boofy, Wot dis Vampire Slayin all aboot?
Chester Bennington (31) – Linkin’ Park
Alex Kapranos (35) – Talented Franz Ferdinand vocalist. One of my fave.
Shola Lynch (38 ) - It’s SHA-LAH from Sesame Street!
Paul Merson (39) – At least Menty will know who this goon is!
Natacha Atlas (43) – Belgian / English / Arabic (!) singer. I have some of her tracks.
David Thewlis (44) – Professor Remus Lupin. Gets to shag Anna Friel.
Kathy Ireland (44) – Fit in the 80’s. Hardly ever seen these days.
Slim Jim Phantom (46) – The Stray Cats
Joe Cartoon (46) – Yes. The guy who runs joecartoon.com
Steve McFadden (48 ) – It’s Phil Mitchell innit YOU SLAAAAAAAAAG.
Holly Hunter (49) – Always seems to play weird women.
Spike Lee (50) – School Daze~!~!~
Carl Palmer (57) – Minus Emerson & Lake, today.
William Hurt (57) – Altered States, amongst many other movies.
John de Lancie (59) – Happy Buffday, Q!
Pat Riley (62) – Lakers, Knicks & Miami Heat.
Vito Picone (66) – Vito and the Elegants
Brian Mulroney (68 ) – Do former Canadian PMs count for this?
Jerry Reed (70) – In all the Smokey movies, when not singing.
Lee “Scratch” Perry (71) – Had no idea he was this old.
Hal Linden (76) – It’s Barney Miller!
Fred Rogers (not 79) – Poor old Mr Rogers.
John Ehrlichman (not 82) – Watergate Conspirator
Carl Reiner (85) – Veteran actor & director. Directed & acted in The Jerk.
Dame Vera Lynn (90) – God bless ya!
Michael Redgrave (not 99) – Lynn & Vanessa’s father. Brilliant in The Important of Being Earnest.
Ozzie Nelson (not 101) – 1950’s Sitcom star & father of Ricky.
Napoleon II (not 196) – Child Emperor of France for less than a month (aged 4)
 
Dat was ma favourite shirt! Dat was ma ONLY shirt!
 
Look into my eyes, girlie. Be in me.
 
Ack, nevermind...I still give you good Karma, Gagh, but for some reason I had my Hal's confuzzled.

I blame my illness.
 
I can't believe I missed Phil Mitchell.
 
wow! alot today!
Happy Space Time Continuums, Q!
 
and yep, studiously ignoring that twat Mulroney, Irish or no.
 
Merson was a great player back in the day. Shame he has more vices than a Black & Decker workbench.
 
Paul Merson said he wanted to stay at my football team and never leave and maybe become manager, man and boy, love the place, everyone in it and around the buildings and the little cheeky scamp who cleaned his boots.

He left about 3 weeks later.
 
headvoid said:
Paul Merson said he wanted to stay at my football team and never leave and maybe become manager, man and boy, love the place, everyone in it and around the buildings and the little cheeky scamp who cleaned his boots.

He left about 3 weeks later.

Walsall?

His example managed to help my local team, Pompey, into the Premiership, it must be said.
 
Middlesbrough I'm afraid to say. At about the same time Paul Gascoigne stole the team bus pissed and then proceeded to drive around picking people up. An interesting time it has to be said
 
Oh yeah, when they kept buying players for a wad of cash, only for them to bugger off a season later, or just be poo. Hamilton Ricard, Mikkel Beck & Nicky Barmby, 25 Stone Branco, Emerson (Remember when he did a runner?) - that bunch.

And the 'let's sign Juninho 3 times' thing. At least he could play!
 
You're from Middlesbrough? My flatmate was from Middlesbrough. We had some classic adventures getting into all kinds of trouble. I hate the city though; I used to drive up there weekly to rip the shit out of the gambling machines. Concrete wasteland from my experiences there.

Middlesbrough is a good team though. I was educated on that fact frequently by aforementioned flatmate.
 
OMG I'M EXPERIENCING BRIT OVERLAOD LOL

David Thewlis (44) – First saw him in Prime Suspect 3. Class.
Slim Jim Phantom (46) – Long live The Stray Cats!
Holly Hunter (49) – I'd consider it. No, really!
Spike Lee (50) – Now making hideously banal commercials for Fresh Direct food delivery service. "Yo, yo, yo."
William Hurt (57) – Probably doesn't beat deaf women anymore.
John de Lancie (59) – Are he and Kate really just good friends, or did they do the nasty?
Jerry Reed (70) – EAST BOUND N DOWN, LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN'!
Hal Linden (76) – WOJO!
Carl Reiner (85) – ALL I NEED IS THIS MATHCBOOK...AND THIS PEN...AND THIS CHAIR...AND I DON'T NEED ANYTHING! ELSE! Also loved "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and the "2000 Year Old Man" bits with Mel Brooks.
 
Not from Middlesbrough itself. My choices were York, Darlington and the Boro. The first match i went to was the concrete shithole of Ayresome Park and then I was stuck with them.

We have several records:

The only club actually to go bankrupt
The only club to get to the FA Cup final, the League Cup final and be relegated all in the same year.
 
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