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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - 24TH MARCH

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Keisha Castle-Hughes (17) – Australian Actrees. Whale Rider / Queen of Naboo in RotS, and currently due to drop her first kid (little whore)
Nivea (25) – R&B Singer. Big Tits (that’s important).
James Napier (25) – Apparently, he was the Red Power Ranger.
Larry Gomez (29) – He’s that Mexican kid covered in hair. And I mean covered.
Peyton Manning (31) – An NFL player even I’ve heard of!
Angellica Bell (31) – Kinda cute black Kids TV presenter. Was on the Comic Relief singing thing.
Alyson Hannigan (33) – I still think she’s cute.
Christophe Dugarry (35) – French World Cup Winner
Megyn Price (36) – Grounded For Life
Sharon Corr (37) – I think that’s all three Corr sisters since I started this.
Lara Flynn Boyle (37) – Donna Hayward
Mase (37) – Shit Rap.
The Undertaker (42) – 14 and 0!!_!!*!()^(*!^(*T!
Barry Horowitz (47) – Another wrestler. Used to be pretty good back in the day.
Kelly LeBrock (47) – WILL SHE REVEAL THE ESSENCE OF MAN?
Nena (47) – 99 Red Balloons!
Steve Ballmer (51) – Microsoft Stooge
Robert Carradine (53) – Son of John. Revenge of the Nerds. Lizzy McGuire’s Pop.
Donna Pescow (53) – Annette in Saturday Night Fever, now crops up in Kids TV shows.
Louie Anderson (54) – Family Feud
Nicholas Campbell (55) – Da Vinci’s Inquest
Dougie Thomson (56) - Supertramp
Tommy Hilfiger (56) – Fucking rich purveyor of overpriced tat.
Sir Alan Sugar (60) – YOU’RE FIRED!
Curtis Hanson (62) – Director: LA Confidential / 8 Mile / Hand That Rocks the Cradle
R Lee Ermey (63)- I’LL BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!
Bob Mackie (67) – Get those sequins out!
William Smith (73) – Rich Man, Poor Man / Laredo / Any Which Way You Can
Steve McQueen (not 77) – The complete Action Hero
Gorgeous George (not 92) – Famed Wrestler with a ‘Gay’ gimmick
Joseph Barbera (not 96) – Cartoon Maestro
Richard Conte (not 97) – I’ll Cry Tomorrow / The Godfather /
Clyde Barrow (not 98 ) – One half of Bonnie & Clyde
Malcom Muggeridge (not 104) – British Author. Noted newspaper columnist / satirist.
Fatty Arbuckle (not 120) – Overweight rapist & murderer
Harry Houdini (not 133) – I read yesterday they’re going to exhume him.

Busy Day....
 
Harry Houdini (not 133) – I read yesterday they’re going to exhume him.

Well, it's about time. It doesn't look like he's escaping this one on his own...
 
I never liked Angelica Bell until I saw her sing and wiggle her bum. They should make that a standard way of saying "toodlepip" before Neighbours each day on CBBC.
 
Steve McQueen 77 is like trying to picture Marilyn Munroe as a sweet white-haired granny.
Some things just weren't meant to be I guess. :(
 
Happy birthday The Undertaker.
 
LOL!

sorry. probably wan't particularily funny.

but there's no English Premier this morning and I'm bitter.
 
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN ROLLINLnf'da
 
Happy Birthday Band Camp Girl.
 
I bet when they exhume Houdini he'll have mysteriously disappeared and all that will be in the grave will be box full of bones.
 
HIS DEATH WAS FAKED
 
Peyton Manning (31) – An NFL player even I’ve heard of!
He's hosting a new Saturday Night Live tonight. Nice birthday present. Musical guest is Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Looks like one to miss.

I guess John Goodman and Alec Baldwin were busy this week.
 
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