The Beer Hall Pooch
Too Evil To Worship
Happy 250th!!!
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Happy Birthday, America!
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Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Fun story about that. Back in 1994 I was dating a stripper and we and a couple of friends were all gooned on locoweed and mushrooms and acid and we went to the local town fireworks show. People were everywhere and the entire town was setting off fireworks beforehand. Anyway, there we about 1000 lined up on the bridge crossing the river, we were down below on the riverbank. And this drunk asshole redneck was up there yelling HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA amongst his tears. Eventually my lady friend got fed up and just yelled back "Oh for God's sake, SOMEBODY PUSH HIM OFF!"
And then a cheer went up through the crowd. It was glorious.
And then a cheer went up through the crowd. It was glorious.
The Beer Hall Pooch
Too Evil To Worship
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $400, Alex.