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Happy birthday Captain Wacky!
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Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, ANOTHER YEAR HAS PASSED,
BUT EMPHASISING THAT IS BECOMING DERIVATIVE AT LAST,
BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT ON MULTIPLE YEARS PAST,
AND THIS ONE IS NO DIFFERENT IN ITS EXTREME SPEED
AND HORRIBLE RAPID PROGRESSION,
BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT GOOD TO THINK ABOUT THAT
AS A GENERAL LIFE LESSON,
OR YOU’LL START STARING AT THE WALL
AND THAT’S NOT REALLY THE VIBE
FOR A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
I’M TRYING TO KEEP ALIVE.
SO LET’S BE POSITIVE
AND BE HAPPY ABOUT NATALIE,
AND DUCKS IN THE POND,
AND SMALL BABY TERRAPINS,
AND ELECTRICITY,
AND PENICILLIN,
WHICH IS PROBABLY DOING
A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING,
STATISTICALLY IT’S THE BEST TIME TO BE BORN,
SO THAT’S SOMETHING TO CLING...
oNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TO!
KLINGON TO MY HEART, CAPTAIN RIKER!
WACKY IS HERE TO COME AND FIGHT YA!
HE WILL EAT LIVE GAGH,
AND DRINK BLOOD WINE,
AND HE WON’T JUDGE YOU FOR HAVING A CREEPY TRANSPORTER TWIN
WHO WAS RUDE TO CHIEF O’BRIEN ON DEEP SPACE NINE.
Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
now DANCE
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, ANOTHER YEAR HAS PASSED,
BUT EMPHASISING THAT IS BECOMING DERIVATIVE AT LAST,
BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT ON MULTIPLE YEARS PAST,
AND THIS ONE IS NO DIFFERENT IN ITS EXTREME SPEED
AND HORRIBLE RAPID PROGRESSION,
BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT GOOD TO THINK ABOUT THAT
AS A GENERAL LIFE LESSON,
OR YOU’LL START STARING AT THE WALL
AND THAT’S NOT REALLY THE VIBE
FOR A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
I’M TRYING TO KEEP ALIVE.
SO LET’S BE POSITIVE
AND BE HAPPY ABOUT NATALIE,
AND DUCKS IN THE POND,
AND SMALL BABY TERRAPINS,
AND ELECTRICITY,
AND PENICILLIN,
WHICH IS PROBABLY DOING
A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING,
STATISTICALLY IT’S THE BEST TIME TO BE BORN,
SO THAT’S SOMETHING TO CLING...
oNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TO!
KLINGON TO MY HEART, CAPTAIN RIKER!
WACKY IS HERE TO COME AND FIGHT YA!
HE WILL EAT LIVE GAGH,
AND DRINK BLOOD WINE,
AND HE WON’T JUDGE YOU FOR HAVING A CREEPY TRANSPORTER TWIN
WHO WAS RUDE TO CHIEF O’BRIEN ON DEEP SPACE NINE.
Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
now DANCE
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Happy Birthday! And May the 4th be with you!