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Happy Birthday, Darthsikle (30)

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

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Happy Birthday, dude! Can't believe you're 30. Well, it'll be me next year, so you'll have to let me know if being in your 30's is any different than being in your 20's!

Seriously, DS is the best friend a guy could have! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
 
I thought he was older. Happy birthday, DS.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
 
No, he's not older, WE'RE BOTH TURNING 30, OK, JUST GO WITH IT!!
 
Oh, it's one of those deals.
 
;)
 
shitmydadsays: "Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


CANDLES OF YOUR CAKE

..!.. FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE
 
Happy belated B-day, honey, hope you had a great one!
 
Happy birthday!!!

*obligitory Tisi boob flash*
 
I would imagine 50 to be closer to the mark. Happy birthday none the less.
 
I used to think whisky was in his mid-50s.
 
Tastes better with age.
 
That's what Jimmy Tarbuck told his wife before chloroforming her and allowing Brucie to bang her with his golfclubs.
 
Liza Tarbuck (who I did not masturbate over once when I was off school sick) was conceived no that day.
 
I like how that particular wank remains in your mind to be referred to on a semi-regular basis, as if somehow it is the wank that made you feel both the most shameful and happy at the same time.

It isn't quite ejaculating over Hugh Lawrie on his motorcycle in the Fox Backlot, but it's a memorable story!
 
Thanks everyone. I just look a LOT older than I am. BDM and Gagh are both halfway off.

Had marathon poker session from Thurday night at 8 pm through monday night at 11:00 pm with approx.4 different naps ranging from 2 to 4 hours each.

Back to the sucky real life.
 
It must be the lack of hair that does it. Happy birthday, DS.
 
Well if DS would ever come to CA to visit and take his girls to Disneyland I'd be happy to bake him a cake!!

I LOOOOOOVE to bake, that's why I need all the counter space DS...Did you look at the pictures of the house on my facebook?
 
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
&^ and ..!..
You twenties have been
Perma banned, too!!
 
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