Happy birthday Dr Dave!

[Cassie]

Happy happy birthday from all of us to you
Happy happy birthday may all your dreams of death and destruction come true
Happy happy birthday OMG YOUR FACE TURNED BLUE


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOFO!

 

[curiousa2z]

srsly???!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR DAVE!

*hands Dr Dave Special Canadian Pillz For Cabin Fever*

(- sorry, that's all I've got)

 

[Dr Dave]

These are nothing but moose feed!

 

[curiousa2z]

*takes a look*
wha - DAMN.

 

[Dr Dave]

So much for government run health care.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Happy Birthday, Dr Dave and have some Mousse en me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR DAVETRESS.

 

[Dr Dave]

If he's easy, tip him twice.

 

[curiousa2z]

So much for government run health care.

where did you get the the idea they were from the government?

 

[Dr Dave]

You live in Canada.

 

[curiousa2z]

now you are being rude.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wasn't try to!

Look you said they were the pillz and you folks have government health care, where were I supposed to think the came from, like a van down the street?

Waite.. did they come from a van?

 

[curiousa2z]

no. from a guy on a dogsled. But he gave me a great deal! he said to just be sure to give them to Americans who slag other countries based on ignorance!



as for government health care in Canada, from someone who actually lives in the country, has a university degree, has visited other parts of the world and has friends in other parts of the world that I have discussed health care issues with, we have an excellent system with up-to-date teaching universities and dedicated, stringently-trained health-care providers. We need more doctors and nurses in our rural areas. This seems to be the same complaint the world over, whatever the health care system. I have never been misdiagnosed, I have had excellent health care when ever I've needed it, and have never had to worry about the cost crippling (pardon the expression) me or my family. END OF STORY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Americans have to pretend every other health care system is worse than their own to feel safe from swine flu or something.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good lord woman, I wasen't being serious.

 

[Ishcabittle]

If he's easy, tip him twice.

if you do, make sure you right him again.

happy b-day, especially if i missed the actual day.