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Happy birthday, eloisel

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hey, in 9 more years, you can get senior benefits!!! hahahahahaha
Happy B-day mom.. Steak for dinner tonight, my treat..
 
She's only 56?

:bigass:
 
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes. Suddenly, I feel much younger because I'm not 56 today. Senior Citizen goodies start around here at 50 with discounts at local restaurants plus get to join AARP for membership benefits. Kid is planning on me retiring when I'm 60. Little does she know, I'm due to retire long before then.
 
MamaKitty said:
hey, in 9 more years, you can get senior benefits!!! hahahahahaha
Happy B-day mom.. Steak for dinner tonight, my treat..

With shrimp, a crispy salad, baked potato with butter and sour cream, a hot roll with butter, iced tea and a slice of chocolate cake? I can hardly wait!

I saw the watch you got me for my birthday. May I have it now, please? I've been watchless for weeks and the tan line on my arm is disappearing.
 

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May all your birthday wishes come true!

Have a grand day!
 
Thanks, Ru! It is starting out pretty nice.
 
you don't look a day over 50, EL.... :D


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, e!
Many happy returns! :D
 
I want to hear more about this cake! :D

I looked all over for a half naked man to send you, but I couldnt find one anywhere.

:who?me?:
mm
 
eloisel said:
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes. Suddenly, I feel much younger because I'm not 56 today. Senior Citizen goodies start around here at 50 with discounts at local restaurants plus get to join AARP for membership benefits. Kid is planning on me retiring when I'm 60. Little does she know, I'm due to retire long before then.

Jesus, then I'd be..........corrupting the morals of youth!
 
missmanners said:
I want to hear more about this cake! :D

I looked all over for a half naked man to send you, but I couldnt find one anywhere.

:who?me?:
mm

here, how bout this?
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Happy Birthday eloisel! You lucky girl!
 
You should always have a little ice cream with your cake

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I bet he would love to slowly blow out your candle

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It is being a very nice birthday.
 
A very merry happy birthday from me to you!
 
VKD said:
you don't look a day over 50, EL.... :D


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oh thank gawd she does not look like that, if I saw that in the hall way at night I would scream!!!!

She looks more like this
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Ha... went from a little old chinese lady to a chimp. Cool.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. It was a very nice day.
 
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