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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - FEB 20TH!

Gagh

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Cruz Beckham (2)
Dewey Foley (15)
Jakki Degg (29)
Lauren Ambrose (29)
Gail Kim (31)
Kimberley Davies (34)
Brett Gretzky (35)
Stuart Miles (37)
Kurt Cobain (Not 40)
David Herman (40)
Cindy Crawford (41)
French Stewart (43)
Jeff Maggert (43)
Rodney Rowland (43)
Phil Lombardi (44)
Charles Barkley (44)
Imogen Stubbs (46)
Anthony Head (53)
Patricia Hearst (53)
Ivana Trump (58)
Peter Osgood (not 60)
Brenda Blethyn (61)
Sandy Duncan (61)
Brion James (not 62)
Mike Leigh (64)
Phil Esposito (65)
Buffy Sainte-Marie (66)
Jimmy Greaves (67)
Nancy Wilson (70)
Sidney Poitier (80)
Richard Matheson (81)
Robert Altman (not 82)
Bill Grundy (not 84)
Dick Wesson (not 88)

And most importantly, Serena, star of such adventures as Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 29, Cumshot Revue 2 & Swedish Erotica 12, who is 56 today, and was 'active' up until 2003 (shudders).
 
^I've lead a sheltered life.
 
Could you imagine Kurt Cobain trying to deal with turning 40?
 
8) becomes 8)
 
Enzo Ferrari (Not 109)
 
Dewey might be 15 BUT HE COULD STILL USE A CANING.
 
Eggs said:
Could you imagine Kurt Cobain trying to deal with turning 40?

Funny, I was wondering that very same thing.
 
Maybe he'd have pulled himself together and be enjoying a nice career as an orthodentist.
 
maybe.

but wait! would that entail still being married to the WOMAN WHO MURDERED HIM?
 
OH SNAP!

I'm surprised she hasn't gone the Anna Nicole route yet.
 
Anthony Head!! YEARGH!!
 
The finger he pulled the trigger with is a woman?
 
YES> I WAS STANDING BEHIND THE DOOR AND SAW IT ALL!

unless her lawyers want to sue me for defamation of character, in which case, SHE MURDERED HIM METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING.
 
IF THE GLOVE FITS YOU MUST ACQUIT
 
Woodstock would have this case wrapped in minutes
 
Using the Chewbacca defence.
 
there's no defence against that defence!
 
still, throwing rice is FUN!
 
BUMP THIS THREAD NEXT YEAR
 
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